Just some random funny things..

It's 4 in the morning right now and for some reason I can't sleep. Actually, I know exactly why I can't sleep, it's because I slept til 4 in the evening today ;p But anyways I've been surfing the web tryna find some funny things to entertain myself with and I came across a few things and thought I could share it with you guys. Maybe you're at home alone bored or at school waiting for the next class just reading this. But I appreciate you stopping by so I thought I'd share some laughters with you while you're here.

Haha I thought this was more cute than funny but it's still funny. So I guess this a new sport in Japan now? for kids? Check out these lil japanese kids racing on their mini sport bikes on track. I say this is pretty fuckin' sweet. I always wanted to get one of these bad boys but there's too many cops posted in my neighborhood waiting to give meaningless bullshit tickets. Plus I don't think I can find the time right to ride this. But if I ever get a kid, oh man! I'm so getting my kids one of these! haha. Make them ride this to school every morning.

HAHAHA. No comment for this. I think the picture says it all.


Here's a few funny quotes I got from collegehumor.com, it's just some quotes that college kids submit to this website. these were my favorites..

"I laughed so hard muscle milk came out my nose"!

-Mark F

"Women dye their hair, put makeup on, get a liposuction, get a boobjob and then they complain there is no real men out there..."

-Wojtek Bryniak

"Whenever I buy Wendy's chili, I just pour it directly into the toilet. It's like time-traveling 20 minutes into the future."

-Cock Blockula <- LOL

"The recesssion is so bad... I had to stop shopping at the dollar store and switch to the Canadian dollar store."

-Ryan Adams

"I got punched in the face last week and it really hurt my feelings. Especially the feelings in my face."

-Mark S

ahhhhhhahaha! There's plrenty more and I can go on and on but you can check the website out for yourself if you get bored. another funny website to check out is fmylife.com for all those people out there having a shitty day and thinks life is just miserable, then read other people's testimony who feels your pain. Or maybe you might just even cheer up and say "Hey maybe its not so bad after all, at least my life isn't fucked up like this guy's." Enjoy!